I received the following “Only in America” observations, but I’ve changed it to Canada, since most of them apply here too. They make you think…

Only in Canada too… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Canada too… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Canada too… do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

Only in Canada too… do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Canada too… do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in Canada too… do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won’t miss a call from someone they didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Canada too… do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in Canada too… do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.